{"product_id":"real-housewives-close-your-legs-to-married-men-candle-funny-housewife-candle-pop-culture-gift-its-silly-nonsense","title":"Real Housewives| Close Your Legs to Married Men Candle | Funny Housewife Candle | Pop Culture Gift | Its Silly Nonsense","description":"\u003cp\u003eInspired by the unforgettable moment when the RHOA OG delivered one of the funniest and most chaotic lines in Housewives history, this candle captures her bold energy with pure comedic brilliance. It celebrates the iconic way she can be messy, extra, completely shady.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it for self-care, cozy nights, setting the mood, or simply reminding the room who runs the shade department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar .: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5\" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) .: Compliant with ASTM safety standards .: Burning time: 50-60 hours .: Choose from 12 different aromatic scents .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts .: Please note: All scents have the same wax color\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728134885525,"sku":"96772975044421066008","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728134918293,"sku":"26247194708002055290","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728134951061,"sku":"20620731008428896626","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728134983829,"sku":"55886912396686225029","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728135016597,"sku":"25480923750171231422","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728135049365,"sku":"30318644516521354144","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728135082133,"sku":"26200079637976278374","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9oz","offer_id":46728135114901,"sku":"15468052645123127938","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4950\/8757\/files\/4807738253009350078_2048.jpg?v=1765245215","url":"https:\/\/itssillynonsense.com\/products\/real-housewives-close-your-legs-to-married-men-candle-funny-housewife-candle-pop-culture-gift-its-silly-nonsense","provider":"Its Silly Nonsense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}