{"product_id":"real-housewives-im-like-fine-wine-i-get-better-with-time-funny-housewife-gift-1","title":"Real Housewives | \"I'm Like Fine Wine, I Get Better With Time\" | Funny Housewife Gift","description":"Designed exclusively by Its Silly Nonsense, your home for glam, funny pop-culture self-care gifts. \n\nThis candle channels the RHONY OG unapologetic confidence and that iconic fine-wine energy—because nothing says pretentious perfection like aging fabulously while stirring the pot. \n\nLight it up for cozy vibes, Bravo nights, or as the ultimate conversation starter. \n\n.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar\n.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5\" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)\n.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards\n.: Burning time: 50-60 hours\n.: Choose from 12 different aromatic scents\n.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497367701,"sku":"70384564818462729780","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497400469,"sku":"24952397818653855638","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497433237,"sku":"94547721689492163024","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497466005,"sku":"13249938540334459408","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497498773,"sku":"12068391179032463947","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497531541,"sku":"13528658266147811759","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497564309,"sku":"26829614683212303104","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9oz","offer_id":47015497597077,"sku":"81338612046605590553","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4950\/8757\/files\/11437634526558384810_2048_189fff56-666e-4fa9-8914-044b636db707.jpg?v=1772212832","url":"https:\/\/itssillynonsense.com\/products\/real-housewives-im-like-fine-wine-i-get-better-with-time-funny-housewife-gift-1","provider":"Its Silly Nonsense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}