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Say “Goodbye, Chaos!” and hello to peace. This candle is a playful nod to that unforgettable reality-TV moment we all know transformed into a self-care affirmation that helps you let go of what no longer serves you. Whether you’re releasing drama, stress, or yesterday’s energy, this candle sets the mood for calm confidence and inner glow.
100% natural soy wax and a lead-free cotton wick, our “Goodbye, Chaos” Affirmation Candle burns clean and bright for up to 50–60 hours. Its bold, tongue-in-cheek design brings laughter and light to your space, a joyful reminder that boundaries are beautiful, and sometimes the best move is simply to say goodbye.
#Funny Self-Care Soy Candle | Stress Relief Gift | Natural Soy Wax, 60 Hr Burn
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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.
We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days
Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.
Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.
If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)
No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.
And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.
Return Policy
Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.
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