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Sometimes you’re not well and that’s okay. Light this candle, take a deep breath, and remind yourself that even on your off days, you can still shine. The “Not Well B*tch” Affirmation Candle is your playful reminder that healing isn’t linear, and self-care can come with a little humor and a whole lot of attitude.
Made with 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick, this candle offers a clean, even burn that lasts up to 50–60 hours. Its design features a bold, witty graphic that brings both laughter and light to your space—a joyful nod to resilience, sass, and self-awareness.
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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.
We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days
Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.
Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.
If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)
No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.
And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.
Return Policy
Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.
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