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A little festive, a little unhinged, and fully in the spirit of someone who was asked how she was doing and immediately snapped back with the most iconic answer of all time. This wrapping paper captures the chaotic beauty of a woman who will unleash the truth before you even finish the question.
Inspired by the unforgettable moment when a certain New York legend declared she was not well, this wrapping paper brings humor, attitude, and pop-culture flavor to every gift in the cutest possible way.
Use it for holiday presents, birthday surprises, messy girl gifting, or anytime you want the wrapping to speak louder than the card. Every sheet adds joy, attitude, and just enough delusion to keep the season interesting.
.: Material: Printed paper
.: Size varies based on selection
.: High quality full color print
.: Easy to cut and fold
.: Perfect for gifting or treating yourself
Please note: Wrapping paper includes subtle white margins at the top and bottom, along with a discreet bar and QR code.
Shop Keywords: silly nonsense, silly nonsense gifts, funny affirmations, pop culture gifts
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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.
We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days
Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.
Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.
If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)
No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.
And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.
Return Policy
Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.
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