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Inspired by one of the most iconic meltdowns in reality-TV history, this candle is the perfect wink to a certain beloved hostess known for her Berkshires holidays, heartfelt toasts, and unforgettable outbursts.
Hand-poured with high-quality soy wax and a clean burn, this candle brings together cozy luxury and a bit of sass. Whether you’re gifting it to your bestie, your fellow Bravo-binge partner, or adding it to your own collection, it’s guaranteed to spark a smile (and maybe a dramatic reenactment).
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.
We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days
Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.
Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.
If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)
No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.
And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.
Return Policy
Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.
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