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The “Mount Rushmore of Housewives” Candle is our ode to the icons. The women who gave us the quotes, the reads, the tears, and the toasts. Inspired by the most unforgettable moments across every franchise, this candle blends luxury with laughter for the ultimate Bravo-inspired collectible.
Designed for true fans, this candle isn’t just décor …it’s a mood. Whether you’re binge-watching your favorite reunion, hosting girls’ night, or simply channeling your inner diamond-holder, this candle fills the room with iconic energy and impeccable vibes.
100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick, this clean-burning candle delivers up to 50–60 hours of Housewives-level glow — perfect for long nights of reflection (or shade).
Perfect For:
• Hardcore Housewives fans and Bravo lovers
• Girls’ night gifts or binge-watching essentials
• Coffee table conversation pieces
• Collectors of your Housewives Affirmation Candle line
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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.
We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days
Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.
Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.
If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)
No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.
And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.
Return Policy
Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.
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