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The "Not Well B*tch" Glass - Funny Housewife Quote Drinkware, Reality TV Pop Culture Gift for Cocktails

The "Not Well B*tch" Glass - Funny Housewife Quote Drinkware, Reality TV Pop Culture Gift for Cocktails

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Sip with sass and a side of chaos! This glass is inspired by Ms. Put on Pause’s unforgettable “I will tell you how I am doing, Not Well B*tch” moment. A line that lives rent-free in every Bravo fan’s head. Perfect for wine nights, iced coffee mornings, or cocktails that need a little extra drama, this drinkware brings humor, attitude, and pop-culture chic to your everyday life. Whether you’re gifting a fellow fan or treating yourself, it’s guaranteed to spark conversation and laughter.

.: One size: 16oz (0.473 l)

.: Clear tempered glass construction

.: Made in the USA from globally sourced material

.: Available with or without a gasket-push bamboo lid and Tritan plastic straw

.: BPA Free

.: Please note: Hand wash only

Shop Keywords: silly nonsense, silly nonsense gifts, funny affirmations, pop culture gifts

SHIPPING & RETURN POLICY

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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.

We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days

Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.

Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.

If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)

No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.

And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.

Return Policy

Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.

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