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What if your daily affirmation came with a little drama? Inside you'll find iconic one-liners turn into bite sized mantra that remind you to stay bold, shake off the stress and never take life too seriously. After all, sometimes the best way to lift yourself up is to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
This item is a PRE-ORDER.
By purchasing this book, you acknowledge and agree that payment will be processed immediately at checkout, and the book will be shipped at a later date once it becomes available.
This is not an in-stock item.
We will provide regular updates throughout the production and fulfillment process, including confirmation when your order ships. Your patience and support mean everything to us, and we promise to keep you informed every step of the way.
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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.
We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days
Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.
Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.
If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)
No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.
And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.
Return Policy
Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.
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