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Channel your inner chic and stay cool, darling. The "Stay Cool" Affirmation Tumbler. This item is a wink to that legendary housewife moment we'll never forget, reimagined as your daily reminder to rise above the drama, stay composed, and keep your crown polished. Perfect for the woman who handles chaos with grace (and maybe a little shade), this tumbler is equal parts calm and confidence.
.: Materials: stainless steel (body), plastic and rubber (lid)
.: Vacuum insulated steel body with a clear push on lid with a rubber gasket (no lid cap)
.: One size: 10oz (0.3 l)
.: Rounded corners
Shop Keywords: silly nonsense, silly nonsense gifts, funny affirmations, pop culture gifts
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We work fast, but life be life-ing so most orders are processed within a few business days. Holiday chaos and launches may slow us down just a tiny bit.
We ship through major carriers (UPS, USPS, FedEx):
• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express (if offered): 1–3 business days
Shipping rates are magically calculated at checkout based on weight and destination.
Once your goodies ship, you’ll get an email with tracking. Feel free to stalk your package in peace.
If your order bounces back because of an incorrect address, reshipping fees will apply. (We love you, but we can’t chase down your mailman.)
No international shipping yet. We’re keeping it domestic while we build our silly empire.
And just a heads-up: we’re not responsible for packages marked “delivered” by the carrier. If your package pulls a disappearing act, please reach out to the shipping provider so they can investigate.
Return Policy
Currently, we do not accept general returns or exchanges. As a small business, many of our products cannot be resold once they are opened.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at itssillynonsense@gmail.com and we will make it right.
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